It’s another Dear Marcy! Ask her anything and hope she doesn’t answer…
Browsing Tag
mean Marcy
Marcy and Penelope Kitten interpret Cyber Monday a little differently than us humans. Or do they?
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| Snow Cat |
Cynthia enters the living room to find Marcy in her sunspot. Marcy is dazed and delirious from her daily Vitamin D overdose from the warm California sun.
Cynthia: Geez, Marcy. Don’t you have the life.
Marcy: I do. Don’t bug me. I’m absorbing the D.
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| Marcy smugly snoozing in her sunspot |
Cynthia: Don’t you feel the least bit bad for all of the freezing peeps and cats all over the United States right now?
Marcy: No.
Cynthia: I do. Don’t you feel the least bit guilty that our thermostat hit 75 today?
Marcy: No.
Cynthia: I do. Can you even imagine what below zero would feel like? It must be terrible. Plus, they all must be going crazy cooped up in their homes for so long.
Marcy: Let them make snowcats.
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| Snow Cat by friend and cat rescuer/advocate, Selina Lee |
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| Snow Cat |
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| Snow Kittens |
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| Snow Cat |
Cynthia: That’s mean, Marcy.
Marcy: But cute. Just like me.
Cynthia: Marcy. Yay! I figured out three ways to wear my cat t-shirt. Woo Hoo!
Marcy (aghast): You took pictures of yourself wearing a cat and plastered them on the internet. Is that normal?
Cynthia (very enthusiastically): Probably not. Okay. Now. This first look is called my “Zooey Look.” Cute. Quirky. Flirty.
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| Zooey Cat Look |
Marcy: Stupid.
Cynthia: This second look is my “Urban Cool” look.
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| Urban Cool Cat Look |
Marcy: Stupid. And out of focus.
Cynthia: And this last look is what I like to call my “Kate” look after Katherine Hepburn. You know, wide leg pants and all.
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| Kate Cat Look |
Marcy: Stupid. Wrinkled. And somewhat inaccurate I’m sure.
Cynthia: Oh Marcy, why are you trying to rain on my parade?
Marcy: Well, If you don’t know, I’m not telling you.
Cynthia: Tell me.
Marcy: No.
Cynthia: C’mon.
Marcy: No.
Cynthia: Please. I’ll give you a treat.
Marcy (very upset): THAT CAT ON YOUR SHIRT IS NOT A MARCY CAT! IT’S A PENELOPE KITTEN.
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| i’m penelope i’m little but i’ll whap ya |
Marcy (now outraged): I HATE HER. SHE WHAPS ME ON THE HEAD! YOU SHOULD BE WEARING A MARCY CAT. NOT A PENELOPE CAT. IT’S MY BLOG!
Cynthia: Oh, Marcy… you’re right. Oh dear… I’m so sorry. I should have considered your feelings. I promise to –
Marcy (interrupting): WHERE’S MY TREAT?!
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| Marcy has Cynthia wrapped around her paw |
