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Punxsutawney Phil Moved To Phoenix


penelope kitten:  punxsutawney phil moved to phoenix.

Cynthia:  No he didn’t. He was on the news today. He saw his shadow so we’ll have six more weeks of winter.

penelope kitten:  nope. he moved.

Cynthia:  Why do you say that?

penelope kitten:  he wrote me a fan letter.

Marcy:  Penelope Kitten gets fan mail?

penelope kitten: yeah yeah. said he’s mad. global warming messes up his predictions. needs a vacay.

Cynthia:  In Arizona?

penelope kitten:  yeah yeah. cause of his arthritis. he needs dry weather and margaritas.

Marcy:  Penelope Kitten gets fan mail?!!

penelope kitten:  wants to be a procrastinator instead of a prognosticator.

Cynthia:  So who was on the news this morning?

penelope kitten:  his cousin. ferdinand.

Cynthia: Why did Phil tell this to you?

penelope kitten:  wants me to visit.

Cynthia:  Why?


penelope kitten:  says i’m cute.


Cynthia:  Are you saying that a 127 year old groundhog who lives and has a good job in Pennsylvania wants to run away with a 2 year old cute kitten from California he met on the Internet? That doesn’t sound right.

penelope kitten: yeah yeah.

Marcy (disgusted):  That’s not any stranger than believing that a groundhog can predict the weather. Or that Penelope Kitten gets fan mail.

Cynthia:  The thing is… Penelope Kitten does get fan mail.

Marcy:  What?!

Marcy’s reaction.

penelope kitten: bye bye. going to phoenix with phil.

Happy Groundhog Day!

from, cynthia + marcy + penelope kitten