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mostly me, by penelope: saint paddy’s day scare

penelope kitten

Cynthia, Marcy, and Tabby Cat Hamlet are searching for Penelope Kitten. She’s been missing for over an hour.

Cynthia (calling):  Penelopeeeee… Penelopeeeee… where are you…? Penelopeeee….

Tabby Cat Hamlet finally finds Penelope Kitten hiding under the bed covers.

Hamlet:  Awwww… P… what are you doing?

penelope kitten:  hiding.

Hamlet:  From what?

penelope kitten: leprechauns.

Hamlet:  Why are you hiding from leprechauns?

penelope kitten:  not wearing green. don’t wanna get pinched. it hurts. it’s not nice.


penelope kitten

Hamlet: Oh, Penelope. Leprechauns don’t exist. That’s a superstition – same as saying black cats are bad luck.

penelope kitten:  no. no. totes true. got pinched five times already.

Hamlet:  Really?

penelope kitten:  yeah yeah. they’re out there.

Just then Marcy struts into the bedroom.

Marcy:  So did you find her?

Hamlet realizes what’s going on. He pushes the covers back over Penelope.

Hamlet (innocently):  Nope.

Marcy:  Too bad.


Hamlet (nonchalantly):  Hey Marcy! I notice … you aren’t wearing green today.

They lock eyes for a moment. 

Marcy suddenly bolts away with Hamlet in hot pursuit.

penelope kitten (from under the covers): leprechauns are super scary.

Hamlet returns with a four leaf clover.

Hamlet:  Here ya go, P. Put this on your head for the rest of the day.

Art by Amy Lynn Bihrle, on Etsy


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