Cynthia Celebrating Towel Day Don’t Panic

Cynthia:  Happy Towel Day, Marcy. Have ya got your towel?

Marcy (panicking):  What?

Cynthia:  Don’t Panic. It’s only Towel Day. May 25th is the day we honor the funny and brilliant Douglas Adams who wrote a science fiction trilogy (in five parts) called, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the GalaxySo – ya got your towel?

Marcy (still panicking):  Why?

Cynthia: It’s the most useful item in the universe. Especially for us inter-galactic hitchhikers. C’mon. Let’s go.

Marcy (panicking even more):  Where?

Cynthia:  The Restaurant at the End of the Universeof course. I want to help Marvin, the Paranoid Android, valet park some spaceships. And, possibly have a cup of tea. Then we’ll go say hi for a few years to the Ruler of the Universe and his cat, The Lord.

Marcy:  What?!

Cynthia:  You didn’t know that The Ruler of the Universe has a cat? And that he’s named, The Lord?

Marcy:  Who?

Cynthia:  Hmmm….well, even The Ruler’s not sure if his cat exists.

Marcy:  You’ve lost your mind. Marcy starts yelling. Help!

Cynthia throws Marcy a towel. Marcy suddenly calms down and feels confident.

Cynthia:  Hey! Maybe we’ll run into Trillian. Our fashion crush, Zooey Deschanel, played her in the movie version of the book. Obviously, I’ll need a super cute Jumpsuit just like this one.

Cynthia:  And maybe we’ll see Zaphod Beeblebrox, and Ford Prefect, and Arthur Dent! They’re a little nuts, but super cute.

Cynthia:  We have to be careful of the Vogons though. They’re mean.

Marcy:  It’s okay. I’ve got my towel now. I can handle it.

Cynthia:  Goodbye, Earth!

Marcy:  So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish

Marcy and Cynthia exit Earth by hitchhiking a ride on the nearest spaceship.

Cynthia hitchhiking the galaxy Don’t Panic