Marcy enters the living room to find Cynthia smiling endlessly and sentimentally.

Marcy (alarmed):  Uh oh. Are you watching that Downton Abbey wedding again?

Cynthia shakes her head beatifically.

Marcy:  The wedding from Pride and Prejudice – the Colin Firth version?

Cynthia again shakes her head beatifically.

Marcy:  The Royal Wedding between Kate and Wills?

Cynthia:  It’s this super sweet video of a cat knocking off his owners glasses and rubbing her face with his cheeks.

Marcy:  Whatever.

Cynthia:  Awwwww…. Marcy… This video is just so SWEET. I don’t know who loves the other one more. It’s as if they really are saying “I love you” to each other.

Marcy (snarky):  You think that cat is saying “I love you”?

Cynthia:  Isn’t that what you are saying to me when you head butt my face?

Silence. Marcy looks around panicked.

Cynthia:  Marcy?

Marcy:  Shhhh… you’re going to ruin my reputation. I have Top Cat status in this house.

Cynthia (gushing):  Awwwww… I knew it.

Cynthia starts cooing cat gibberish which Marcy puts a stop to by attacking Cynthia’s toes.


* A big shout out to Love Meow for bringing this sweet video to my attention.