talking in hashtags

Fashion

Fashion History Told Through Dance (in 100 seconds)

Cynthia: In honor of #ThrowbackThursday, I thought I would post this amazing and fun dance video about fashion over the past 100 years.

Marcy: That video is two years old already.

Cynthia: I know, but it’s #ThrowbackThursday. So it’s like a #ThrowbackThursday throwing back to a #ThrowbackThursday.

Marcy: Today’s Friday.

Cynthia looks at the calendar.

Cynthia: Oops. You’re right. Hmmmm…

Cynthia thinks for a moment.

Cynthia: Ah ha. Got it. So this video is in honor of #FashionFriday. Or #FinallyFriday throwing back to a #ThrowbackThursday. Or a –

Marcy: Would you stop talking in hashtags already? You sound stupid.

Cynthia (chuckling): #Sorry.

Marcy: I said it before and I’ll say it again. You are all going to the birds.

Cynthia: You said it on Tuesday. (bursting into giggles) #TweetTweetTuesday.

Marcy walks away shaking her head with her tail high in the air as Cynthia doubles over from laughing hysterically at her own joke.

May 2, 2014

Marcy is taking a bath while Penelope Kitten leaps up and down like a jumping bean.

penelope kitten (jumping): #blackcatsrule

Marcy rolls her eyes and continues with her bath.

penelope kitten (jumping): #blackcatsrule (jumping) #blackcatsrule

Marcy: Says who?

penelope kitten (jumping): #twitter

Marcy: Twitter is for the birds.

penelope kitten (jumping): #blackcatsrule

Marcy: Stop talking in hashtags already. And stop jumping. I’m getting nauseated.

penelope kitten (jumping): #cantstopwontstop

Marcy: Well, Black cats don’t rule. I do. And you shouldn’t be on Cindy’s computer. She doesn’t like kitty cooties on the keyboard.

penelopekitten (jumping): #bossy. #imtellingmom

Marcy: She’s not your mom.

penelope kitten (jumping): #yessheis

Marcy: No she’s not. She’s a human and you’re a cat.

Penelope Kitten stops jumping and gapes at Marcy.

penelope kitten: no santa claus. no easter bunny. and now cindy’s not my mom?!

Penelope Kitten goes back to being a jumping bean.

penelope kitten (jumping): #yeahright

Marcy: Hey! I never told you there wasn’t a Santa Claus. I told you there wasn’t a Tooth Fairy.

penelope kitten (aghast): no tooth fairy?

Marcy: Oh. Oops. I guess I got confused.

Penelope Kitten runs off yelling for Cynthia.

penelope kitten: mom! mom! mom! marcy’s being mean. she says there’s no tooth fairy!

Marcy: #MarcyRules

April 30, 2014