Cynthia:  Hey Marcy! Check out this cool cat rap song. It’s called Bengal Jingle by the super awesome Kim Tronic of The Kim Tronicles blog. The jingle is about her gangster Bengal kitty.

 

Marcy:  Oh wow! What an awesome jingle!! Kim is a super duper cool chick. Much cooler than you, Cindy.

Kim Tronic working on her Bengal Jingle

Marcy (excitedly):  Do you think Kim would write the music for my upcoming musical starring me?

Cynthia:  Marcy, The Musical?

Marcy:  No, it’s called Marcical.

Cynthia:  It sounds farcical.

Marcy:  NO! It’s in English, not Farsi.

Cynthia:  Okaaaay.

Marcy:  It’s about my tragic misadventure from Paris to the hillbilly roads of Texas and how I am forever tying to find my way back to the City of Lights to reclaim my original life as a French Princess Cat.

Cynthia:  So. It’s fictional.

Marcy:  No. It’s factual.

Cynthia:  What you just described is fictional.

Marcy:  You’re fictional.

Cynthia:  No, I’m not.

A stalemate.

Marcy:  Yeah well… You’re not cool.

Cynthia:  I’m fine with that.

Marcy:  I KNOW! Ugh. That’s why I want to go live with Kim. I wonder if she’d let me be her kitty? Kim?

 

*Kim Tronic is a professional copywriter. She also writes an incredibly funny blog. Laugh out loud funny. Check her out here or on my blogroll to the right.