Happy Valentine’s Day! …
A Valentine’s Day conversation between Marcy and Penelope Kitten.
penelope kitten: will u be my valentine?
Marcy: No Way.
penelope kitten: c’mon. be mine.
penelope kitten: i’ll whap you.
Marcy: Kiss my heart shaped butt.
penelope kitten: you’re mean.
Marcy: You’re annoying.
penelope kitten: mean marcy. whap
Marcy: Pestering Penelope. whap whap whap
Cynthia rushes over to separate the two cats before the Whap Fest escalates into a Flying Fur Fest.
Cynthia: Sigh… someday I hope you two will be best friends. Just like these two kitties I found on Pinterest.
Marcy: Yeah, right. In your dreams, Cindy. In. Your. Dreams.
penelope kitten: i’m going to eat my heart – pretend it’s marcy’s brain.
Cynthia sighs and walks away while Marcy glowers at penelope kitten who is eating her heart out.