A Valentine’s Day conversation between Marcy and Penelope Kitten.

penelope kitten:  will u be my valentine?

Marcy:  No Way.

penelope kitten:  c’mon. be mine.

Marcy:  No.

penelope kitten:  i’ll whap you.

Marcy:  Kiss my heart shaped butt.

penelope kitten:  you’re mean.

Marcy:  You’re annoying.

penelope kitten:  mean marcy. whap

Marcy:  Pestering Penelope. whap whap whap

Cynthia rushes over to separate the two cats before the Whap Fest escalates into a Flying Fur Fest.

Cynthia:  Sigh… someday I hope you two will be best friends. Just like these two kitties I found on Pinterest.

Marcy:  Yeah, right. In your dreams, Cindy. In. Your. Dreams.

penelope kitten:  i’m going to eat my heart – pretend it’s marcy’s brain.

Cynthia sighs and walks away while Marcy glowers at penelope kitten who is eating her heart out.