Valentine’s Day With The Cats At My House

A Valentine’s Day conversation between Marcy and Penelope Kitten.


penelope kitten:  will u be my valentine?

Marcy:  No Way.



penelope kitten:  c’mon. be mine.



Marcy:  No.

penelope kitten:  i’ll whap you.

Marcy:  Kiss my heart shaped butt.



penelope kitten:  you’re mean.

Marcy:  You’re annoying.

penelope kitten:  mean marcy. whap

Marcy:  Pestering Penelope. whap whap whap

Cynthia rushes over to separate the two cats before the Whap Fest escalates into a Flying Fur Fest.

Cynthia:  Sigh… someday I hope you two will be best friends. Just like these two kitties I found on Pinterest.



Marcy:  Yeah, right. In your dreams, Cindy. In. Your. Dreams.

penelope kitten:  i’m going to eat my heart – pretend it’s marcy’s brain.


Cynthia sighs and walks away while Marcy glowers at penelope kitten who is eating her heart out.




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  • Reply Lisa - respect the shoes February 14, 2014 at 10:49 pm

    Hehe, you and your cats are hilarious. Have a great Valentine's!

    • Reply MarcyVeryMuch February 15, 2014 at 8:44 pm

      Thank you, Lisa. Although, sometimes I worry about my sanity. lol

  • Reply GnomeLover February 15, 2014 at 7:12 am

    I love it! I can't believe Marcy has a heart shaped butt. Does she know how lucky she is? I love the picture of Penelope Kitten eating the heart. I really can picture her picturing Marcy's brains. So funny.

    Thanks for the laugh tonight. I hope you had a great Valentine's Day!


    • Reply MarcyVeryMuch February 15, 2014 at 8:47 pm

      Hi Jenni!

      Penelope always is very offended by Marcy. Cats! Who knew they were all so emotional. We were very low key for Valentine's Day. Freddy is lucky – I am a cheap date.


  • Reply Merrie K. February 17, 2014 at 2:14 pm

    This is such a cute post!! I wonder how the photographer got their tails to form a heart…do you think it was photoshop or luck? And they look like your kitties 🙂 Penelope is such a pretty kitty…not prettier than Marcy though…(Whew…don't want her to ban me from the blog). Take Care!

    • Reply MarcyVeryMuch February 17, 2014 at 9:14 pm

      Thank you, Merrie! Penelope is way more photogenic than Marcy. Penelope also likes to get her pic taken while Marcy acts like my camera is going to kill her. LOL

      you're treading on thin ice there, merrie. good thing i think you're pretty awesome. i am queen bee, btw.
      meow, marcy

      i'm baby boss queen p
      squeak, penelope kitten

    • Reply Merrie K. February 20, 2014 at 4:45 pm

      I retract everything I said…you are the best marcy…you are the best! (Penelope, it's ok to be second best…especially when your fur looks like shiny velvet and you like trouble) 🙂

    • Reply MarcyVeryMuch February 20, 2014 at 7:40 pm

      Oh Merrie! I am lol-ing and can't stop. I get such a kick out of you playing along with me on this. lol

  • Reply Whimsical Preppy February 20, 2014 at 12:41 am

    Penelope is so cute and sweet. Marcy reminds me of our cat Nina who seems to get cranky easily. The other two cats have to just put up with her and let her be the Alpha.
    I'm glad Penelope got a little Valentine and enjoyed her day!

    • Reply MarcyVeryMuch February 20, 2014 at 7:41 pm

      Thank you, Stacey! I keep thinking about that duck and fox sweater you featured the other day and am hoping that they put one out with a cat on it. And that it is just as cute.

  • Reply mostly me, by penelope: happy heart day – Marcy Very Much May 25, 2015 at 6:19 am

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