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Cynthia is in the kitchen dishing out Friskies as Marcy eagerly watches.
Just as Cynthia puts down the food and leaves, Penelope Kitten rushes into the kitchen.
penelope kitten: phone call. it’s for you.
Marcy: I’m about to eat. Tell them to call me back.
penelope kitten: can’t. long distance.
Marcy: So.
penelope kitten: from paris.
Marcy perks up.
Marcy: There’s a phone call from … Paris? For me?
penelope kitten: yeah yeah. says his name is pierre.
Marcy starts speaking French.
Marcy: Gasp! Pierre de Paris? Oui?
penelope kitten: we we.
Marcy: Mon Dieu!
penelope kitten: says he read your blog. thinks you’re chic. wants you to model with Henri at the eiffel tower.
Marcy: Moi et Henri Le Chat Noir en Paris?
Marcy races off to the other room and picks up the telephone.
Marcy: Bonjour. Ce est parlar, Marcy.
Silence.
Marcy: Allo? … Allo? … Meow? … Allo? … Allo?
Marcy confusedly hangs up and heads back to the kitchen.
Marcy: Hey Penelope! Did Pierre –
Marcy stops cold as she sees Penelope Kitten with a face full of Friskies.
penelope kitten: april fools! ha ha.
Penelope Kitten scampers off with a belly full of Marcy’s Friskies.
Marcy (seething): Little sisters should be outlawed.
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8 Comments
Ha! That's a good one Penelope. Little sisters are the best!!! 🙂
ha ha.
squeak, penelope kitten
Penelope, be careful. If I had played such an April Fool's trick on my older sister she would sought revenge!
can't get me. i'm quick + cute.
squeak, penelope kitten
Too cute!!!!
thank u.
squeak, pkitty
This was HILARIOUS! I think Penelope's "we we" cracked me up the most. Poor Penelope and her low-brow pronunciation of "oui." Too funny. Thank you for this charming post. Most of the other April Fool stories I heard were horrific and just plain dumb. This was a delight!
R Rev-wah.
<3 Liz
http://www.withwonderandwhimsy.com
I know! I have decided that next year I am not going to go on Facebook next year for April Fools Day. I fell for one that I thought was just mean. Boo!
Thank you for the kind words regarding my story! 🙂
xo,cynthia
r rev-wah til next time liz! mwaa.
squeak,penelope kitten