penelope kitten

Cynthia is in the kitchen dishing out Friskies as Marcy eagerly watches.

Just as Cynthia puts down the food and leaves, Penelope Kitten rushes into the kitchen.

penelope kitten:  phone call. it’s for you.

Marcy:  I’m about to eat. Tell them to call me back.

penelope kitten: can’t. long distance.

Marcy:  So.

penelope kitten:  from paris.

Marcy perks up.

Marcy:  There’s a phone call from … Paris? For me?

penelope kitten:  yeah yeah. says his name is pierre.

Marcy starts speaking French.

Marcy:  Gasp! Pierre de Paris? Oui?

penelope kitten:  we we.

Marcy:  Mon Dieu!

penelope kitten:  says he read your blog. thinks you’re chic. wants you to model with Henri at the eiffel tower.

Marcy:  Moi et Henri Le Chat Noir en Paris?

Marcy races off to the other room and picks up the telephone.

Marcy:  Bonjour. Ce est parlar, Marcy.

Silence.

Marcy:  Allo? … Allo? … Meow? … Allo? … Allo?

Marcy confusedly hangs up and heads back to the kitchen.

Marcy:  Hey Penelope! Did Pierre –

Marcy stops cold as she sees Penelope Kitten with a face full of Friskies.

penelope kitten:  april fools! ha ha.

Penelope Kitten scampers off with a belly full of Marcy’s Friskies.

Marcy (seething):  Little sisters should be outlawed.

 

 

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