Feline, mostly me, by penelope

mostly me, by penelope (april fools’ day 2015)

penelope kitten

Cynthia is in the kitchen dishing out Friskies as Marcy eagerly watches.

Just as Cynthia puts down the food and leaves, Penelope Kitten rushes into the kitchen.

penelope kitten:  phone call. it’s for you.

Marcy:  I’m about to eat. Tell them to call me back.

penelope kitten: can’t. long distance.

Marcy:  So.

penelope kitten:  from paris.

Marcy perks up.

Marcy:  There’s a phone call from … Paris? For me?

penelope kitten:  yeah yeah. says his name is pierre.

Marcy starts speaking French.

Marcy:  Gasp! Pierre de Paris? Oui?

penelope kitten:  we we.

Marcy:  Mon Dieu!

penelope kitten:  says he read your blog. thinks you’re chic. wants you to model with Henri at the eiffel tower.

Marcy:  Moi et Henri Le Chat Noir en Paris?

Marcy races off to the other room and picks up the telephone.

Marcy:  Bonjour. Ce est parlar, Marcy.


Marcy:  Allo? … Allo? … Meow? … Allo? … Allo?

Marcy confusedly hangs up and heads back to the kitchen.

Marcy:  Hey Penelope! Did Pierre –

Marcy stops cold as she sees Penelope Kitten with a face full of Friskies.

penelope kitten:  april fools! ha ha.

Penelope Kitten scampers off with a belly full of Marcy’s Friskies.

Marcy (seething):  Little sisters should be outlawed.



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  • Reply Anonymous April 1, 2015 at 6:42 pm

    Ha! That's a good one Penelope. Little sisters are the best!!! 🙂

  • Reply Anonymous April 1, 2015 at 9:49 pm

    Penelope, be careful. If I had played such an April Fool's trick on my older sister she would sought revenge!

    • Reply MarcyVeryMuch April 1, 2015 at 11:32 pm

      can't get me. i'm quick + cute.
      squeak, penelope kitten

  • Reply Merrie K. April 1, 2015 at 11:48 pm

    Too cute!!!!

  • Reply withwonderandwhimsy April 10, 2015 at 7:06 pm

    This was HILARIOUS! I think Penelope's "we we" cracked me up the most. Poor Penelope and her low-brow pronunciation of "oui." Too funny. Thank you for this charming post. Most of the other April Fool stories I heard were horrific and just plain dumb. This was a delight!

    R Rev-wah.

    <3 Liz

    • Reply MarcyVeryMuch April 12, 2015 at 6:52 am

      I know! I have decided that next year I am not going to go on Facebook next year for April Fools Day. I fell for one that I thought was just mean. Boo!
      Thank you for the kind words regarding my story! 🙂

      r rev-wah til next time liz! mwaa.
      squeak,penelope kitten

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