
Penelope Kitten is practicing some boxing moves in Marcy’s sunspot.
penelope kitten: i’m gonna get ’em. oh yeah. gonna get ’em gonna get ’em gonna get ’em.
Marcy: Get who?
penelope kitten: those big mean birds outside.
Marcy (bored): What did they say now?
penelope kitten: they called me a fraidy cat. said i had a little brain.
Marcy: So?
penelope kitten: they should be nice. i’m practicing my moves. gonna teach ’em a lesson. pow pow pow
Marcy: Those big mean birds are crows. They want to lure you out of the house so they can eat you.
penelope kitten: can’t eat me.
Marcy: Oh yeah? Why do you think they’re called a murder instead of a flock?
penelope kitten: not worried. i’m tuff.
Penelope Kitten practices her right hook.
penelope kitten: pow pow pow
Just then a murder of big mean crows swoop across the window, momentarily blocking out the sunlight.
Penelope Kitten panics and rushes to hide under the bed. Marcy luxuriously stretches out in the sunspot.
Marcy: Well, there they are over on that tree, Penelope. They said they’re waiting for you. Aren’t you going to beat them up?
penelope kitten (from under the bed): maybe tomorrow.
=^..^=
14 Comments
Those crows look scary!
i'm not scared. ok. maybe i am.
squeak,penelope kitten
Cute! I have a post where we went to a falconry class coming up in the morning. They taught us crows really are like that. They will take down a hawk in the sky. So scary!
Don't chance it Penelope! Those crows are tough!
Jenni
i won't. not taking any chance.
squeak, penelope kitten (still under the bed)
Love the falconry post! That is incredible! What a thrill!
xo,cynthia
Apparently we should all be scared of crows. They are one of the smartest animals and they are carnivores. Keep the windows closed!
oh my gato! maaaaarcyyyy! help!
squeak, penelope kitten (still under the bed)
Fine. I'll close the window.
meow, marcy
Tee hee, I think you just described my pup as well. Probably the world's only mutantly large 50lb rat terrier that's afraid of rats.
Too funny! Well, rats CAN be scary! Especially if there is a lot of them!
xo,cynthia
the rats r my friends.
squeak, penelope kitten
Awww…P-kitty, I know how it feels to be outnumbered. At least you don't live in Phoneix…we have Ravens which are essentially giant crows….they could probably fly off with you…and we'd all be so sad 🙁
i'd be sad too. ravens sound scary.
squeak, penelope kitten
Oh Merrie! It is just too cute that you call her P-kitty. Aaackkk. I can't stand it! My face hurts from smiling it's so cute!!!
xo,cynthia
I'm glad you do…I know I'm not supposed to nickname other people's pets, but I just can't help it! 🙂
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